School Suspended for One Month Upon Realization Average Student Hasn’t Studied Abroad in Western Europe
ILLINOIS–After learning that the average Illinois student has not gallivanted across Western Europe with their friends while drinking as much beer and wine as possible, Governor JB Pritzker has suspended school for one month across the state of Illinois. “It’s an outrage,” cried Pritzker. “Every child deserves an opportunity to experience another culture. Especially when… Continue reading School Suspended for One Month Upon Realization Average Student Hasn’t Studied Abroad in Western Europe